ABOUT $GUS

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Oh hey, it’s me, $Gus, your favorite Emperor Penguin and accidental celebrity. Yeah, I waddled 3,500km to Southern WA. No big deal—just casually redefining what it means to “wing it.” Scientists are still scratching their heads, but I prefer to think of it as me giving them a reason to upgrade their maps.
Now about this whole meme thing—I didn’t ask for fame, but here we are.

They’ve got me rocking a fishing hat and lugging around a suitcase like I’m some kind of globetrotting icon. One minute I’m in your backyard, the next I’m hitching a ride with SpaceX or chilling on the moon. If waddling can take me that far, your memecoin better start stretching those legs too.
So come on, join the $Gus movement. Waddle your way to the moon and beyond. If I can do it, what’s your excuse?